The girl i brought home

Found this in myspace which i wrote 2 years ago. Not in the mood to write PC acting funny again been that way for the past month plus but really gotta put this one up here.

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Last saturday went for sahur in D'sara Jaya. After sahur about to go back home, i saw her sitting near the stairs. Knew she was of mixed blood so i cant help not to say hello to her, i mean with her beautiful hair and her cute face who could have resisted. When i 1st approached her she was a bit shy. Malu-malu kucing they say. Spent a few minutes chatting her up and getting friendly with her. When its time to say goodbye, she ran down the stairs and i thought to myself that'll be the last time i ever get to see her. I didnt even get a name out of her much less knows where she lived.

Walked towards my car, i noticed that she was following me from a safe distance. Unable to contain myself, i went up to her and took her back with me. Next destination, home!!! As i neared home i came to thinking, what will mom say if she knew i brought a girl home moreover let her spend the nite in my room. I'd be in hot water i tell ya! Well guess thats the bridge i hafta cross when the time comes. Just hope that it wont crumble under me. As for now while driving i just couldnt keep my hands off of her. Gerammm!!!!!!

Pulled up in front of the house, the lights were off. Good, just my luck everyone is still asleep. Not discounting the fact that its 5am in the morning, but still, mom could have been up having her sahur. We sneaked straight into my bedroom and i went to the kitchen to get her something to eat and drink. After eating she shied away from me. I tried to hold her she would back away towards my bed and have a worried look on her face. At last i gave up and just lie there on the floor whle looking at her.

She just laid there near the bed never taking her eyes off of me. If i tried making a move towards her she would back away as fast as possible. So trying to gain her trust i just didnt do nothing, until after about 10 minutes of having staring at each other she came up to me and nudged her nose against my cheek while i laid there.

It was already 9am and i havent even slept a wink, ever so slowly im begining to feel the effects of it. Decided to wake my sister up and i told my sis about our 'guest'. Ask if my sister cud keep our 'guest' in her room for awhile and figure out what to do with the guest later. My sister said mom would not allow our "guest" to stay because she doesnt like her kind. Told my sis i'll send our 'guest' back to the place i found her and we'll have to part ways then if so.

Woke up that afternoon found that mom had a fit about the 'guest'. But luckily somehow she didnt object about the 'guest' staying with us. She even gave an idea on what to call her. Im suprised because she is afraid of cats but i guess she cant say no to this one. Well my sister already spent alot on her cage, toys,foods and de-worming her and all, she wouldnt want to dissapoint them. So right now Maggie a.k.a Cek Mek is a proud member of the family.

Been 2 wonderful years she's been with us. The vet told us when we found her she is about 3 months plus so that wud make her 2 years and 3 months old now. She has her quirks perangai n sombong as ever but still cant keep my hands off. GERAMMMMMM!!!!

Yes Man

I had the pleasure recently of reading something that literally made me put the book down and just laugh out loud. A gem of a book entitled Yes Man by Danny Wallace. Its about the author who was so down and out, plus he just got out of a relationship. He's been staying home a lot saying no and making up excuses from hanging out with frens, watch a movie or whatever. One day coming back from work the tube wasnt working so everybody had to catch a bus. So our poor author struck a conversation with an old guy sitting next to him telling his tales of woe and the old guy just said 3 simple word :Say Yes More.

And that was it. He had an epiphany of sorts. Those 3 simple words struck a chord and he took the old man's advice a bit to the extreme. He started saying yes to EVERYTHING and i mean everything. He adopted 3 grannys, sign up for a few credit cards, bought a penis enlargement patch from his email, won 25,000 pound and lost it, adopted a kid in africa for his ex, join a peace rally, went to stone henge, being the 3rd wheel on his ex-gf 1st date (how awkward is that!), went to singapore from reading an advert.

Basically all the things that he or anybody for that matter wud normally say no to, he had to say YES. At the begining it was liberating for him letting go, losing control like that not able to say no. But as things went on he find it tiring and emotionally draining not having a choice. Also later he encountered his arch nemesis, if Superman had Lex Luthor then the Yes Man had the No Man. Trying everything to make him say No. No man posed all sorts of challenges to break the author's resolve.

One of the challenges for example was the Yes Man had to say No for a day which off course he had to say yes to that challenge. And during the course of the day when he had the power to say No, he felt like he was falling to dark side. And said it with much enthusiasm thruout the whole day. I laughed when he said no to the 1st person, not becos what he said but how he said it. Can imagine how he'd say it. But from all the yeses he went from being a part time radio producer to being involved in television with BBC and getting a 5 minute show on TV called "Danny's Path of Enlightenment". It brought him some interesting adventures.

The moral that i got from the book is that to approach life in a positive way. You dont have to go out there and say yes to every single thing, but to turn a negative into a postive. There's always another way to look at things. My fren told me this and i remembered it till this day.

When you feel so down and out that u think u cant go down anymore, SMILE cos there's no where else to go next but up.

P/S: someone dear to me said that there's another lesson to be learned as well, the freedom of choice. Some may take for granted the ability to choose, to have an option, saying yes or no. Some doesnt have that luxury to say yes or no to certain things. Others take it lightly saying yes/no to things without a second thought. Choose wisely and u dont know what the future may bring. If it turns out alright good on u, but if it took a turn for the worse, than one just have to roll with the punches and move on.

Dont chat with me when im sleepy i might just get sarcastic on your @$$

A ym conversation with a friend waktu tgh ngantuk

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friend: u org mana asal?
max: besar kat pj lahir kat labuan but my parents both org new castle, kelantan
friend: new castle tu apa?
max: kota bharu
friend: hahahah
friend: 1st time dengar
friend: u keturunan 'wan' ker?
max: my grandfather ada wan
friend: then, apa jadi?
friend: u ada 'wan'?
max: takde
friend: y?
max: ntah
friend: wan ni sebenarnya keturunan apa?
friend: apa beza wan dgn nik?
max: bunyi ngan ejaan dia
max: ntah tak tau ler
friend: tu keturunan raja ker?
max: mungkin kot
max: not a history buff
friend: ish..... cam mana u tak tau
friend: raja kalantan lah wan dgn nik ni?
max: yelah kot, cik siti wan kembang kot
friend: kenapa siti wan kembang start siti not wan?
max: let me ask her when i see her
max: maybe sebab bapak dia namakan dia siti wan dulu tak namakan dia wan siti
max: or registrar silap tulis nama dia dalam surat beranak dia
max: dah ler time tuh pakai batu bersurat
max: nak betulkan nak kena ukir batu yang lain so stucklah siti wan kembang
max: manaler tau
friend: u kelantanese patut tau lah serba sikit
max: tulah pasalnyer tapi tak tau nak wat camner
friend: kenapa org yg ada nama 'wan' suka dipanggil 'wan'?
max: sebab lam surat beranak ngan ic dia ada nama wan...kalau takde dia mesti tak suka org panggil die wan
max: maybe dia akan suka org panggil dia tu atau tri

Random stuff on the net

Found this on a frens blog pretty hillarious and thought i might share it here:

Adoption of English (Euro-English) as the Official European Language

Subject: Improvement of English Spelling

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the 1st year,

... "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

In the 2nd year,

... there will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year,

... publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer,

... people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer,

... ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer,

... ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Annie Buddy? Sum Buddy? Annie Wan? Sum Wan? Noel Wan?

Hmm need to post something...but what? was reading back thru everything i wrote on the net and i found an old one written 2 years back in my profile in myspace might as well archive it here ....

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Kinda cool to see something u thought off is circulating around the internet. Heck it was a joke me and a couple buddies of mine made while having a drink at a local 'mamak' (well not exactly a mamak, don't know if one wud call Rasta in TTDI a mamak, well anyways...) One of those session where anything that was said we were pissing ourselves laughing. Hehe we were drunk with laughter u cud say, as Sham wud have put it, we are laughing like drunks minus the alcohol.

Was talking about funny and strange names encountered with fir and sham. One such name was Mr Mohd Sori or something (man i pity him la, the guy's parent must have been sorry to have him, kidding >:):Þ...) and sham related to me a call he had to make to a miss annie wan (man that was too good a chance to pass up la *wink²* ) So ended up we spent the whole night joking about a phone conversation between the 2 of em.

I emailed them and a few other frens few days later, next thing we know, 6 month down the road I receive back the joke we made, hence, we're immortalised on the net...was told it made rounds in maxis...fir and sham we had fun that night didnt we ;)....wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...hehe

Annie Buddy? Sum Buddy? Annie Wan? Sum Wan? Noe Wan?
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Sum Wan: Hello can I speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori: Yes u could speak to me.

Sum Wan: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Sum Wan: Im Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what this urgent matter about?

Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: Im Sori.

Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori: Im Sori!!

Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!

Sum Wan: I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noel Buddy.

Mr Sori: Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur uncle, he's a nobody. Everybody thinks he's top dog and has an important position in the company.

Sum Wan: No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesnt work there.

Mr Sori: Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Sum Wan: Which Wan(dont have any idea on how to alternatively spell the name) is my sis!

Mr. Sori: I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name you think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying:
"Attention, someone called and said that anyone's brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. And its not true about her aunt screwing everybody becos i havent screw her yet."
how bout that!?

Toot....Toot....Toot.................

Peeping thru johari's window

Saw this on incik amat's site so might as well try this for myself. click and tell me wha tu think about me? http://kevan.org/johari?name=maximus78

Its not what you see but how you see it

Adoiiiii kelakar sometimes...kalau tgk the pic above theres nothing funny about it pun. One day my frens and i went for a drink kat tmn mayang near the old lim kok wing. Went to 'williams' superb food kinda pricy for a roadside stall but the taste is worth the price, from western to siam, u name it he'll get it done...well anyways had one of those long session talking and after we were done it was almost 2. Wasnt driving at the time so azril had to fetch me home. And as we were nearing the roundabout near my house, in my fatigue was trying to make out what the advert was saying. Cos the 1st thing that i saw was "B...E...R...........A....H" my view was obscured by the lamp post so i asked azril "apa tuh? ber....ah". As we got nearer i burst out laughing and azril was asking me why? I saw this....



So the advert was actually telling us to take a crap sebaik mungkin. We were pising ourselves laughing for a good 5 minute. Can hear it now the advert for it "Minum milo tinja anda jadi....hitam berkilat!!!

ariff maximus