The name's Ban...JamBan

Was a pretty hectic day for me. I was out and about in KL and didnt even get to set foot in the office at all. I clocked in about 200km driving all around KL if i was driving to johore im 3 quarter of the way already. It was pretty hot at noon today, and didnt really help matters that I just had to get a ticket from DBKL for illegal parking. I left the car not more than 10 minutes and when i got out of the car i made certain there wasnt any ticketing officer nearby whatsoever. There were a couple of cars already parked by the side and i thought why the hell not i'd join them run in for a spell get out quick cos i needed to be elsewhere fast.

And sure as the sun comes up in the east and sets in the west they will come. I dont know why its always when u dont pay ur parking that one time, when u been paying all along they will get you. Like this one time i paid whatever coins i had in the coin compartment cause i know im gonna be there for quite sometime and i noticed the car next to me theres no parking stub displayed in his car. And what do u know there wasnt any ticket issued to the car next to me. Call me jealous call me dengki whatever but damnit when i do it i have the damnest luck.

As i got out of the site and walked to my car saw this lady DBKL officer walking away and there wasnt any car anymore next to my car. Lo and behold what do i see on my window, a 'love letter' from her. I mean COME ON!!! Think i might as well write back to her. (inspired by Lev)

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For Your Eyes Only
To The Spy Who "Loved" Me,

I am writing this letter to inform you i was On Her Majesty's Secret Service and had to leave my Moonraker for only 10 minutes. During that Quantum Of Solace you just had to give me a ticket. Couldnt have said Dr. No and Live And Let Die my car to Die Another Day?

Never Say Never Again am i so ticked off right now. If i ever get A View To A Kill of you, i'll use my Licence To Kill, take out my golden gun and im going to Thunderball the Living Daylights your Octopussy till your Goldeneye pop out.

You know The World Is Not Enough for you to hide from me, but dont gamble away all your Diamonds Are Forever at the Casino Royale just yet. Cause who knows, maybe You Only Live Twice and i just might decide to only give you the Goldfinger.



From Russia With Love,

The Man With The Golden Gun